A Man's living in my Garage Dear Dazza...Dear Daz...

When one sublets their garage it's not generally expected that the person renting it will decide to sleep there. Not so in the case of my 'shed renter' Darren. Tonight Darren informed me that he has spent 5 nights sleeping in the garage while between apartments. According to him he even overheard confused utterings from other residents (of the building, not the garage - maybe there are others??) about his phone charging on one of the outlets. Funny that. Daz didn't consider parking his bike in the garage with him in the spirit of being inconspicuous. Oh no, he left that in the drive way area. Too cramped in the garage maybe? The question of "Where did he pee and shower for the five days?" didn't really come up but I do wonder especially he now has a full beard. Let this be a lesson to everyone: Beware of squatters masquerading as subleters!