The crotch watching event of the year is here (bar Mardi Gras - natch).
Tonight I will be zeroing in on the tight white pants painted on Hugh Jackman who will frolic around the stage.
Don't despair - I'm leaving nothing to chance and will be there binoculars in hand with my eyes on the prize.
Yes, it's all very gay and frankly that's the way I like it.
Champers all round please!
2 comments:
Are you saying you don't think Hugh is well hung????
Quite the opposite my darling - I wanted to cop an eye full actually. I wasn't dissapointed.
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