I am trying to bring back the saying "eat your heart out" and have decided that V-day is going to be the day to start. It's such a hot little saying; you are sure to appear hotter by using it. It's so retro.The sexy Ribena guy who works at the outdoor cinema is my first target.
A perfect place would be at the cereal dating night at Westfield Bondi Woolies or Coles. You know, the place where you dolly around with your trolley and a box of cereal sticking out the top that best describes you. e.g Fruit Loops for the eccentrics, Variety Packs for the one night stand types, or Nutri-Grain for the gym buffs. I used to think this was an urban myth until I saw a press release put out by Westfield although, i've never met anyone who has admitted to doing it.
This year V-day is on Tight Arse Tuesday so going to the cinema is guaranteed to be a maze of clinging couples out to see Cassanova.
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